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-mythology: malibumaxican: daffydelaney: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. guys. this was me and my friends who did this. we got to school at six and put inspirational messages on all the lockers on the first floor. “breathe” and “you can do this”
hola, this is me off to work.
this is me being a big dweeby dweeb on cam last night.
This is a sneak preview from my tv-themed godsgirls set. It doesn’t give too much away and it wont come out until I’m in the states but here’s a little gif.
jackrusso: yeahiwasintheshit: this is art I’m dead.
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capts-muthafucking-sidekick: cartnsncreal: I wonder, do gay people fantasize about going back in time or are they just like us where the present really is the best we’ve got? As a black gay man… the present is the best we’ve got.
pondwitch:how dos my job expect me to work the register when im JUST a gay little dog wearing a funny hat
trashfirefallon: bootyisagirlsbestfriend: benepla: mlkjr: foodiest-stims: Funfetti Cake Batter Martini This is how ppl die from insulin shock and alcohol poisoning at the same time if someone doesn’t make this for me and bring it to my bedroom
amkotheterrible: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: alwaysaslutforsausages: this is what my friends tell me to draw at 3:30am i made it worse Maybe I made it better? Haha never mind Enjoy my disgusting
doujinshi: concept: me watching food network with you at 3 am, wondering who will get chopped next. the dogs are sleeping at our feet and we’re drinking hot apple cider. it’s winter and it’s just cold enough to share a blanket with you.
panic-at-the-discount-store: I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms
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crystalvanmeter: my tru aesthetic is “wears mostly black and imagines they’re hard and tough but stutters when socializing and is seconds away from crying at any given moment”
jaclcfrost:i may be short but that doesn’t mean you’re not about to experience the wrath of a god
loneozner: me: *waits patiently in a line in a busy establishment with limited employees who can only work so fast every 40+ person in the vicinity: OHHHHHHH MY GOD THIS IS RI-DIC-U-LOUS why is the space time continuum not being broken to IMMEDIATELY
theambersalesman: etakeh: THE FEDS RETREAT. This is so fucking amazing to me. i am so proud of my home. the vermin have nothing on the power of the city of roses.
jakemorph:good god somebody help me I’m hyperfixated to this slab of concrete and the mafia are about to infodump me into this lake!!!!
liveloveoas: guruthethird: rafira: rjinswand: dingraha: burgerrr: cisgender: i could masturbate to this article that’s how much it pleases me everything about this screams fedora oh my god this is fucking incredible oh my god holy shit
jigokuhana:“Sometimes…I wonder if she can see me through your eyes.”...…Told ya I had another comic idea.This one’s not as polished at the Amethyst one, I admit, but I think it’s still effective in it’s own way. :3
thereactionof1984: Clear the way for the cutest dynamic duo out thereartemispanthar & crystal-gems ( attilee ) ohh my god this is so adorable, I can’t even find the words to articulate how cute this is. Lookit Artie in that little suit off to
ore-no-fanservice: jack-slenderman: my god this took me a long time to make FUCKING FLAWLESS <3
swordsdance: lesbianmordred: Me a pokemon trainer: Alright guys yall can eat up! My Alakazam in my head: Ma’am may I please sit at the table and have a plate it is truly unnecessary for me to eat from a bowl on the ground and actually- Me: Oh Alakazam
mymanic: Fuck this is the funniest thing ever
dark-driger: DO ANY OF YOUR REALIZE WHAT THIS IS, THIS IS LUCY LIU, DRESSED UP AS WATSON, SHE PLAYS A FEMALE JOHN WATSON, BUT SHE IS DRESSED IN A TOP HATTED 1800s JOHN WATSON, WITH A CANE, THAT SHE CAN PROBABLY BEAT YOU INTO SUBMISSION WITH,
homogayhorse: ask-gallows-callibrator: silverwing26: I was upset, and then delighted. IM GONNA CRY THIS IS SO CUTE OH NO OH GOD I DID NOT EXPECT THAT ENDING I AM SO HAPPY
zarla-s: Jaz: would you like to hear a sad idea, here you goMe: OH MY GOD THIS IS THE WORST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLDMe: WHY WOULD YOU SAY THESE WORDS TO ME From that one AU where Papyrus and Sans switch places. As exhausted as he’d be at this point,
thatslatebluewolf: That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”
brattygf: me: *wants to be secretive, mysterious, and cool* me: *tells my whole life story and more to whoever gives me enough attention*
yourchubbykitty: thesassylorax: peppapigvevo: catoverlord: thetattedstoner: rhsin: ? Dear god are those fucking mozzarella sticks holy shit holy fuck pizza drawers Why must America play God Good lord. If this is real I’m so using pizza hut
This is my fucking brother and oh my god
thesylverlining: hot-topic-trash-baby: I want to be spoiled but I also feel extremely guilty when people use money on me seriously. I alternate between “I want to be showered in diamonds because I deserve it” and “noOO OH MY GOD I CAN’T LET
ojitos-morenos: nappyheadedmaiden: I love this! This is so cute!!!
paradeofproblematicfavs: randomstabbing: isohels: Do you know what I hate?? When I was growing up any time my brother upset/hurt/was rude to or downright nasty to me I was told “he’s just doing it to get a rise out of you” “he’s just doing
iverbz: nalgonaofcolor: You can tell he’s going “ohhHhhhhHHH!” 😩😭 this is so cute lmao this is one of most wholesome me posts ive ever seen
Oh my god no my dad called oh god no he asked me if I even love at the house anymore and said he hasn’t seen me in a week and he couldn’t wait to see me again fuck this is messing with me so bad oh no someone help
lola-marie: teacakes: walterwhitemediocrity: Introducing your friends to Björk There has… never… been a post that’s more me… in the history of this website? Oh my fucking God this is me Why does this describe me so fucking much oh my god
seppin: When U get too cocky and have like 50 tabs open and then God reminds U to stay humble and crashes the browser and U lose all of them
harampolice:me: beer is so nastybearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss
pardonmewhileipanic: cumkittencunt369damnyoufine: actionjacksonlovesbbq: my dogs af rollingelbow mossey gensterrr heykateniceass *turns on sound*this is pretty much where my mental state is at moschi-no-yes
keatonpickles: honchcrow: Reasons why im a bad friend: • i get too attached • i will complain about all my problems to you • i will snap at you by accident one day, causing you to hate me • i need to be reassured periodically CONSTANTLY that
rlyhigh: OH MY GOD THIS IS ME
janemba: *customers walk in* Me: God get a fucking life and stay out of my business
roslips: rosebudmouth: ilovedogsandpuppies94: OH My God This is me trying to give myself a blow out honestly tbqh LMFAOOOOOOO
wahzoo: This is pain, a wall of tears. And my tears are my truest friends. This, my heart, a dying sun. A flower fading to black. Oh God, why have you forsaken me?
all smiles here
OH MY GOD AND THIS IS FROM MY OLD BLOGSPOT, THIS IS SO 2009-2010 IT IS KILLING ME
UBHGhHG oh GOD this is so awkward ok so I’m at the public library because that is how I like to spend my free time I’m a senior I have a lot of work ok but the library has easily accessible free wifi and UGH I went on tumblr because obviously
plasticroyal: chaosjudgement: elevan: flexery: tinylobelia: jayel-cee: #GrowingUpGay IMPORTANT Hooo my GOD TOO REAL 👀 THISISTHEONE!!!
leonarajourney: Alright, so, I read rhinocio‘s fanfic “Trouble: A Local’s Guide to Pseudo-Fusion and Storage Hideaways” and this part in particular intrigued me:“ Though their bodies could be formed as soft as they pleased, Sapphire had always
wolf1ez: whatwasoncesilver: pompouswhompus: Asexual/Aromantic valentines. These are officially the best valentines. GOD BLESS I NEVER SEE THIS KIND OF STUFF ON MY DASH @rowanred81
pregnant-grandpa: Has this been done yet? Lmao this took me a bit **Transparent pic for the last picture in case anyone else wants to make their own meme** @triangle-mother @bpd-amethyst @jen-iii @bpd-opal @jeffliujeffliu @rebeccasugar @pearlitariat
princess-pinups: yoncewaterfalls: iamchinyere: Legendary Black Women Boy this why I love her 😍 Omfg
wonho-ful-reactions: allbtsvideos: i just did a purity test n i got 56/100 um im a child of god pls anoint me as a saint right this second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if anyone wnts to do it heres de link I promise that I’m an innocent smol bean I got
klabgames: Kocchi miteru? Kocchi minaide!ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＮＡＮＤＡ？Mikata mitai? Sore tomo teki?ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＷＡＮＡ ＮＡＮＤＡ！？
the-artificem: shut up this is literally every lesbian in this site
thesnadger:Constant struggle.
kuipernebula: Gays: Coding demons or demon-esque races as gay is harmful and reinforces steroetypes about gays as sinners and “evil” Also Gays: Big????? With HOrns????? Destroy Me
archnila: qweety: darthnoodles: commander-kulan: gymaaholic: Strong Woman Uses Her Friend As Weight No gym, no problem! http://www.gymaholic.co @darthnoodles God yes @engine-red @dashingicecream This reminded me of that little Medusa doodle.
